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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

asian:

I’m actually really cute if you don’t look at me

radthai:

knowing you’ll never see that hot stranger againimage

radthai

katara:

I get really pissed off when people think Zayn isn’t the hottest member of One Direction like why are people taste so bad? Why would you pick the frog prince Harry? Why do you think that blonde hobbit is cute? You could swap Liam with an Enchilada and it would take 45 minutes to notice, and whats that others ones name? 

katara

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

bonus

supermoclel:

supermoclel:

where did my avocados go

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supermoclel

"I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise."

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surprisebitch:

surprisebitch:

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backpat:

she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts

she’s tagged/perfect, i’m just tagged/cutie

backpat
its-anselelgort

xons:

do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

xons

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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resstless

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

you ever wanna reblog a post on here but you dont because its too mean and your mama raised you better but you still hit that like button and laugh at it on your own because your grown but not that grown

unsuccessfulmetalbenders

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

spermbanker